I have been sick. I'm cranky and peeved. My head is full of snot, my throat is scratchy, and my nose is constantly running. I missed school yesterday, went today, and had to leave early. I'm seriously bored and annoyed with missing 2, possibly 3 days of work in a 3 day work week. I'm doped up on amoxicillan and Mucinex D. Which might explain my recent life-threatening situation. I got up off the couch to go to the bathroom, and as I stumbled around the corner I came face to face with an INTRUDER!!!! I ACTUALLY LOST MY BREATH AND ALMOST FELL DOWN WITH FEAR. I HAD ENCOUNTERED THIS PERSON:
It took me a split second (enough time to nearly give me a heart attack) to realize that the IU Rush Counselor from the late 90's sweatshirt/juicy sweatpant wearin' "intruder" was in fact me. I had left the door of my closet open at some point earlier in the evening, thus revealing my full length mirror. Was it the Mucinex? The hours on the couch watching NCIS reruns? Whatever it was, I had to get photographic evidence of my big scare. I'm truly pathetic. Feel sorry for me.
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